Agent Santa (Part 1)

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Posted by Keith | Posted in Family, Holidays, Tre | Posted on 27-02-2014

He Knows Who's Naughty & Who's Nice

He Knows Who’s Naughty & Who’s Nice

I’m just going to go ahead and get this out of the way: yes, it is the end of February and yes, this is a post about Christmas.  But before, you start throwing around words like crazy, delirious, and psycho; give me a moment to explain myself.  I’m none of those things, well maybe a little crazy, but that’s not the driving force behind this “well past its due date” post.  The true emotion fueling this late February Christmas post is selfishness.  Selfishness is clearly in direct opposition to the meaning of Christmas, but hey at least I’m being honest.  Before we move forward, let me elaborate on exactly how my selfishness has led us to this point. Every night as I drive home through my neighborhood, I am forced to view houses that STILL feel the need to showcase their holiday cheer by continuing to turn their Christmas lights on.  Really people? We’re exactly two months removed from the holidays and you’re still turning those Christmas lights on?  Listen, at this point, the only reminder of Christmas that I expect is when I open my credit card statement each month; I don’t need my neighbors reminding me every day as well.  So due to the fact that I’m forced to relive Christmas every evening, I felt that it was only right that I spread the holiday cheer around to my readers as well.  I mean, what are friends for if they can’t wallow in each other’s pain? So you see, I’m not actually being selfish; it’s quite the opposite, I’m doing my duty to ensure that each of you are keeping those friendship skills sharp.  You can thank me later.

Baby’s ‘Big Brother’ Must Be Stopped

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Posted by Keith | Posted in Baby Guppy, KayKay | Posted on 05-02-2014

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I hate baby monitors!!! What happened to the good old days, when if a baby wasn’t loud enough to be heard through two sets of closed doors and a flight of stairs, then there was nothing wrong with them? I attribute all the ills of this world that have been perpetrated by generation Z on baby monitors! They are the culprit, they are to blame, and they should be banned worldwide. I refuse to play big brother, constantly keeping an watchful eye over all of my child’s actions, any longer.