Bad Girls Club: Infant Edition


Posted by Keith | Posted in Baby Guppy | Posted on 26-06-2013


I have a confession to make, I enjoy ratchet reality television. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good ole thought provoking television series (please bring “Lost” back) just as much as the next man, but there is something extraordinarily satisfying about sitting back with a cold drink in your hand and zoning out to some brain cell murdering reality TV. It’s the perfect response to a long hard day; it’s as if reality TV is the instrument I utilize to exact revenge on my troubled itinerary: screw you cold hard world, I’m logging off for the day. Can any of you relate? With a plethora of wholehearted ratchetness to choose from, one sticks out in particular: “Bad Girls Club”. With this show, you’re promised gut wrenching action, including numerous cat fights, arguments, and partial nudity (Fefe’s totally cool with it because it’s partial, now my Playboy magazines dating back to the 70’s are a different story). What’s not to love right? Well, I’m quickly learning that there is indeed very much to hate.

National ASK Day


Posted by Keith | Posted in Advice | Posted on 20-06-2013

Tomorrow is the first day of Summer, WHOOHOO!!!! It’s about gosh darn time!  But it’s also National ASK day; ask what you may be asking. Haha, starting this one off with zingers!  National ASK (Asking Saves Kids) day simply asks that you ASK one question: “Is There A Gun Where Your Child Plays?” It’s just that simple, one easy question, that takes less than a minute to answer, but could potentially save a life.  Is it worth your time to ASK? It’s certainly worth mine.  But don’t stop there; once you answer, ask a friend, a neighbor, or a family member.  I’m taking the time out to ASK you, in hopes that you’ll pay it forward and ASK others.

28 Hours A Day Or 8 Days A Week


Posted by Keith | Posted in Activities, Advice, Baby Guppy, Family, Tre, Ty | Posted on 18-06-2013


We’re baaaaaacccckkkkkk, transmitting live from, wait this is more of a transmission than a broadcast, and it’s more so pre-recorded than live, so um, let’s just say this post is coming all the way from Ireland. And now that we can clearly see that that’s a lie;  I actually started writing this post in Ireland, but the jetlag took over and basically what you saw until the sentence previous to this one was about as far as I got.  I know it’s been quite a while since I’ve put a post out and I feel horrible about that. Really I do, you should see my face, it’s the face of a horrible feeling person, never mind the fact that I’m hungover from frolicking with the Irish, the horrible feeling is totally dedicated to you guys.  Well I guess I wrote that line in Ireland as well, and apparently, it was another lie.  Lies, lies, lies, I’m starting to feel a bit Obama-ish.  Ouch, I didn’t mean that, Obama, you my boy!!!  So now that the lies and excuses are out of the way, let’s jump straight into this post shall we?