Womb Envy

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Posted by Keith | Posted in Family, Prenatal, Tre | Posted on 11-12-2012

Womb Service

Baby Guppy is now in her 29th week of fetal development and sadly, I have to admit that sibling rivalry is already brewing.  How can this be, the baby hasn’t even got here yet, but somehow fighting, bickering, and jealousy has started to take form?  In my best Tre impression “WHAT THA!!!” Luckily for us, Tre hasn’t attempted to utilize his superb Ninja Turtle skills and karate chop Fefe’s belly yet, but I’m unsure of how many days we have left until it comes to that.  To be fair, he isn’t totally to blame; Baby Guppy antagonizes him ALL THE TIME!!!  She’s mischievous, resentful, stubborn, and downright mean (sound like anyone you know).  If womb Baby Guppy is any indication of what earth Baby Guppy is going to be like, we are in for a world of trouble.  Most people envision their unborn children as little angels, I foresee Baby Guppy as a little angel as well; one without the halo, wings, and heavenly glow.

Confessions: A Tale Of Guilt And Remorse

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Posted by Keith | Posted in Family, Grandparents, Play Stories, Tre | Posted on 06-12-2012

Armed & Dangerous

I blame myself; all of the responsibility for what has happened to my sweet little boy can be placed squarely on my shoulders. I laid down the tracks for what he has become, can you blame him for driving the train to a predetermined destination? It’s my fault and I will someday make it up to him. Addiction is nothing new in our society, but seeing it pop up at the tender age of 4 is somewhat unheard of; the fact that the 4 year olds’ parent is actually the one who pumped the child full of the vice is both disturbing and appalling. I am not proud of what I’ve done, but I’m attempting to make amends for the monstrosities that have besieged my child due to my thoughtless and selfish behavior. This is my apology, not only to Tre, but also to the other members of our family that have been affected by his recent transformation.

Talking Ninja Turtles – Tre’s Thurs Toy Review

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Posted by Keith | Posted in Tre’s Thursday Toy Review | Posted on 06-12-2012

Tre’s Thursday Toy Review 12-6-12
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Powersound FX Action FIgures

 

 

Name: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Powersound FX Action Figures (various)

Manufacturer: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Price:  $12.99

Length of Ownership: 3 months

Rating: 4 stars

Toy Review: Coming Soon

There you have it folks, another one in the books, this toy is Tre tested and Daddy approved, buy it now!!!