How Many Days Does A Mother Need?

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Posted by Keith | Posted in Activities, Family, Fefe, Holidays | Posted on 14-05-2012

More than one that’s for sure!

Our Prisoner, I mean guest of honor

With all the “stuff” that Moms put up with, one day to recognize their beauty, love, and efforts just isn’t enough.  A lot of people I know have issues with “Hallmark” holidays; they feel that it’s a conspiracy by big corporations to keep their pockets fat while sedating people who are in stale or stagnant relationships. I totally agree! Holidays like Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and especially Valentine’s Day are built for those very reasons. Yet, I participate in full force every year and am proud to do so. Before you call me a hypocrite, check out this status update from my wife and be silenced:

Strep Butt

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Posted by Keith | Posted in Advice, Ty | Posted on 02-05-2012

Prune Face

By show of hands, how many of you have had the distinct pleasure of tasting the fine delicacy of PRUNE JUICE??? Come on, don’t be bashful, let us know if you love the taste of Prune juice touching your tongue and traveling down the back of your throat. No? No one? Well Ty can now say that he’s part of the club after scarfing down a few ounces of the beloved beverage.

His troubles began about 2 weeks ago. It’s a crazy tale that ultimately ended in us finding out and treating him for Perianal Streptococcal Cellulitis. That’s a mouthful right, and I couldn’t pronounce it correctly even if you paid me. Therefore, going forward for the remainder of this post, this infection will be known as Strep Butt. Essentially, it is strep throat (which is extremely common) but in your butt (which as you’ve probably guessed is less common)